ok… just wow… 600 posts. I seen this and thought to myself, I had no idea that this much info would be needed to just get by sometimes. Alot of the info here has come in handy many times and I hope that something I have posted here has helped someone else. I’ll continue posting things that I come across that seem relevant to linux hosting & servers or troubleshooting/how-to’s in general. If you come across anything that seems interesting and you would like a place to air it out or let everyone else know about it, please drop me a line and i’ll review it and most likely throw it up here. If your request has anything to do with slipping a viagra into a RAM slot, then most likely that won’t get posted… unless you have pics… I might post those, lol.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand…
A new CIO takes over at a struggling IT company and decides to get rid of all the slackers.
On a tour of the datacenter, the CEO notices a grubby looking guy leaning against the wall.
He can’t believe this guy would just stand around on the job.
The new CIO walks up to the guy leaning against the wall and asks, “What are you doing here?”
“I’m just waiting to get paid,” responds the man.
Furious, the CIO asks “How much money do you make a week?”
A little surprised, the young fellow replies, “I make about $400 a week. Why?”
The CIO quickly gets out his checkbook, hands the guy a check made out to cash for $1,600 and says, “Here’s four weeks’ pay, now get out and don’t come back.”
The man puts the check in his pocket and promptly walks out.
Feeling pretty good about himself, the CIO looks around the room and asks, “Does anyone want to tell me what just happened here?”
From across the room comes the voice of a smart-assed sysadmin, “Yeah, you just tipped the pizza delivery guy $1,600.”
nuff said… Have a good one!